fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

geo689:

Wandering around yahoo answers and found this…

im crying

fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

geo689:

Wandering around yahoo answers and found this…

im crying

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

arefinedrascal:

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

HA BRILLIANT

uzlolzu:

This is very old but I found it again and I still like it. Amazing.
All my vampires have their own set of pointy teeth óuò. My babies.

uzlolzu:

This is very old but I found it again and I still like it. Amazing.

All my vampires have their own set of pointy teeth óuò. My babies.

I just turned 22

hooray for april 7th

seeing my dashboard fill up with tophats

seeing my dashboard fill up with tophats

honke:

Dumb Lovechild doodles

bakingcheesebuns:

this gif looks like Troy accidentlly just came all over Gabrielle 

sheikofthesheikah:

cosplayinamerica:

No idea who this character supposed to be. #AnimeBoston ( source : http://ow.ly/uQyW8  )

sOMEONE ACTUALLY PULLED OFF MAJORA’S WRATH????

sheikofthesheikah:

cosplayinamerica:

No idea who this character supposed to be. #AnimeBoston ( source : http://ow.ly/uQyW8  )

sOMEONE ACTUALLY PULLED OFF MAJORA’S WRATH????

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

My professor just told me I have a flair for writing horror and I “add poetry to the grotesque”. My ego is as taut as my vanity-boner

My professor just told me I have a flair for writing horror and I “add poetry to the grotesque”. My ego is as taut as my vanity-boner